I love to laugh. And I like funny things.
I once thought about becoming a phlebotomist just because it’s fun to say.
Phlebotomy. Come on!
But humor, like beauty, is subjective.
I have never thought bum fight videos were funny, or laughed when people fall down and get hurt.
On the same note I find death, destruction and blood to be a beautiful thing. There is something to be said about the quiet death of a rabbit as you cull it for dinner. Not everyone finds beauty in that, and that’s ok. Like I said, subjective.
The out-of-control, inevitable end we all face can be seen from a different light. And can be met with grace.
Flowers. Beautiful right? I have photographed lots of flowers over the years; Roses, dandelions, hibiscuses. And yet, they all seemed drab after staring at them on a computer screen, (probably because I can’t smell them).
So for this photoshoot I decided to take a different approach and add a beautiful element to flowers. I am calling this series “Copper and Blush”.
DISCLAIMER: I’d like to say that when I have an idea, I don’t usually google it to see others’ work or their version of it. It messes with my vision. So most of the time I don’t even know if my idea has been done a million times and a million times better. I’m not about that, and neither should you!
So after I bought two beautiful bouquet’s I set up the studio and went to work.
I blasted Uematsu (only the best composer ever) as I got lighting all fixed up (an artist needs her music). I set aperture to 4.5 and shutter speed at 330 and pretty much kept those settings through out the whole shoot. I used my accent light only and just moved it around until I got the feel I wanted.
It took me about fifteen minutes of setting changes, repositioning the light and about twenty test shots before I was satisfied. (I was smart and put the kids to be before I even attempted this shoot). Then it was time to add the special ingredient.
BLOOD! Thank god for Halloween stores!!! One bottle of awesomeness to add that special something to the flowers.
I love fake blood. It has so many uses in my household.
It was messy (hence the bag), and my carpet may or may not look like an episode of Dexter. But hey! These pictures are a thing of true beauty for the lover of the dark and macabre.
A little drippy drippy with a spoon and these flowers went from blah to beautiful in no time flat! Huzzah! I am the bringer of all awesomeness!
THESE FLOWERS ARE SO METAL THEIR EYELINER IS DRIPPING WITH THE TEARS OF THEIR RUINED CHILDHOOD.
Take a big whiff! Smell that coppery blood? Smell the aromatic scent of the flower? Smell the dance of these two scents swirling around in your nostrils? You can’t? Hmmm….maybe it’s just me then.
The sunflower is my personal favorite and is now the screensaver of my new iMac (This is the part where you ohh and ahh at how cool I am). Go on….I’ll wait.
My plan for these shots is to have them printed on canvas and hang them in the stairwell.
Happy shooting and Happy editing my peons!